Borders Drawn in Blood

The greatest run on sentence ev..

Lets all give a hand for Danato and his last symphany. As we sit huddled around Mr jerkface with Victoria about to interigate him, i look at his stumpy arm and think man…u never do get use to that dismembering thing…still pretty gross. Victoria creeps into his mind and dominates his will , the asshole almost finds humor in most of what he has done.. the evil has stained right to the bone of this one. A long series of questioning gets us infomation.. but not enough. One thing is for sure and that he has made sure that if he doesn’t return.. that who ever delayed him will be questioned. It seems cruel and un just to kill this man in a non christian way..whatever that means .. but we have a long discusion on different methods of this till i decide that maybe me and Victoria should.. well just get the hell out of there and some of us walk back torwards are refuge to get ready to leave to check on ghost before…hell breaks lose would be the appropriate phrase. i guess fredrick gets to kill him..more teeth i supose..and some where about that time the strangest thing i had ever seen happened…i know right ..the strangeset thing "i "had ever seen… fredricks little hellian shadow runs off in a fury by us and what look like … Well what we now will call “Darknato” comes bolting after it like a cheetah after a gazelle and competly destroys it.. Holy shit Jesus!! i will say it again…Holy shit Jesus!! i crapt my full plate! once realized that the shadow puppet seemed to be off its leash. and at that point its charging fredrick until its demanded to stop and with whatever unholy force it does even though its trying to gouge his eyes outs with his little smoke fingers.. then it tries this on all of us. i Guess fredrick does have control over this.. but this ones different .. this one has a presence.. it seems to be colder.. its bigger..its not right… I am really starting to question what i am gonna allow.. and what i am not gonna allow from now on. All this evil makes my eyes hurt.. better hurry up and defeat the mother of mercy and the sisters so i can finally send fredrick and nizzar back to hell.. did i just say that?? oh shit thats right we were leaving. We make our way to the stable and inn and victoria and nizzar go in , not looking like themselves and pay to keep ghost longer.Iguess ghost broke a kids arm, probally deserved it.. later when we get our rooms we ask for the private rooms so .. i quess we can have privacy.. even though i never get any privacy…and never at an inn, i usually only tried to get murdered at an inn… so me , victoria, gino and artilie stay in one room and team evil stay in another( sorry ettorie , your kinda creepy too). and of course here comes the murder part late that night as i hear a womans voice commanding downstairs with a bunch of tin cans with her. Maybe there looking for someone e….OK EVERYONE UP. ettorie sneaks down and sees a women in full plate and many men. luckily with adultrous rooms they come with options… and u don’t only get ass.. u can save your ass by climbing down the window. coast looks clear so we all climb down and narrowly es….nizzar what do you mean there are 2 people watching us ? we aren’t even rested from the last ass whooping… suddenly they appear and .. shit, they brought a darknato too! i try to send it back to hell with no luck, nzzar goes running off after a sister , we all scramble and its black.. am i dead.. no it wouldn’t be black (ding) ok theres the light again ,SHIT! the’re shadow is still here. Fredrick sends darknato to fight…which is oddly comfortng now, no,,no never comforting .. that thing is never comforting ( note to self never turn my back on fredrick again) and i try to take down a sister with everything i’ve got and my sword goes right through her …Shit !jesus !Fufffffff———inally i nail her .About that time i notice nizzar and ettories combat stance change from down the alley…. oh the battalion is here with another sister( i wonder if they re hiring ??) no time to lose faith after a few more hits the one sister goes down. “Don’t kill her !!!” …

Comments

Jeff that was awesome. You crack me up with the way you tell stories. I can’t even pick a favorite part..it was all good.

The greatest run on sentence ev..
 

“I wonder if they’re hiring?” says the “non-evil,” non-female Paladin! This party’s grasp on morality has gotten to be all kinds of gray!

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“All this evil makes my eyes hurt” is by far the best.

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